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ONCE every year the sun alignes with this street.
[MLB] Joe Musgrove does it! The kid from San Diego has thrown the first no-hitter in @Padres history! How can you not be romantic about baseball?!
Such a good boi
My dog Nelly died today and I imagine she had an interesting ride up
White privilege and systemic racism are very real
TIL Contrary to the publicized image of the upbeat patient joking with surgeons, Ronald Reagan lost half his blood and came within seconds of dying in 1981 when he was gunned down. His true condition was concealed from the public for nearly 30 years.
After two months in icu and another in rehab, my Dad kicked covids butt and got to come home today!!
I wish I paid more attention in geometry
Shots fired
In 1839 Robert Cornelius took the world’s first selfie. It only took him 15 minutes.
TIBSTY NEWS
1. your overtake him from the left
2. you overtake him from the right
3. you shoot him and his kids
4. you cum on his window
Wait that’s not the right answer… GOD DAMMIT WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?!
‘kaboom?’ ~ rico
This is so true lol
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Multiple choice questions are fun
That most definitely is the correct answer tho
Tf do you mean that is the right one
Yo is that Anomaly and Papa??
Depends on what country you’re in though.
Wrong to who?!
It do be tempting tho
What’s wrong?
Me in the passenger side of a truck in far cry 5 and see religious hobos harassing the local rednecks
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Where is the wrong choice
“sir i think theres something wrong with question number 5”
“why whats wrong?”
“theres no ‘shoot him with a rocket launcher’ option”
Mmmmm I think you mean the obvious right one
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I need the original gif
The real problem is if the imagine for the situation has so much JPEG that your blind grandma would feel the same thing you see
Jeorge has 7 apples, and Maria has 3, how many apples did Jeorge have more than maria?
A)2
B)7534
C)4
D)3
I think you mean the obviously *right* answer
Hey it ya boi anomaly from swekdndfncjdjrjjshdjdjdhd
Mine was
“In a rear wheel drive, oversteer following a loss of grip can be rectified by pressing the:”
1) clutch
2) brake
3) accelerator… Initial D idiot me with eurobeat vibrating in my skull obviously chose the wrong answer cause I couldn’t resist, still passed, barely though
I will run him off the road while murdering 20 children
You just want to drive some wroom wroom
Fuck slow people.
#PAPA
Bro I can’t even read driver’s license without thinking about that god damn song
Yes . . . Definitely incorrect and bad . . .
Just build a time travel machine and go back to the drivers birth acting as his doctor and push him back in so you can save 5 minutes on journey time!!
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My favorite question was “what does this sign mean” for the sign that’s just a white background and the words “NO RIGHT TURNS”
You have a multiple choice liscence test?
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Yes, rico. Kaboom.
Jump up and 180 him with the backblast
Peace was never an option
I would pick that answer
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Here’s an actual question from an Australian driving test.
Q: What does this sign mean?
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A: There’s a fork in the road.
B: Turn Left
C: Turn right
D: restaurant ahead.
Made me laugh.
Sometimes I think it should be legal to shoot people’s tires out if they’re driving like idiots.
One of my learner’s permit questions was “If a blind person is at the crosswalk, who has the right of way?” and one of the choices was “Whoever’s faster.”
Oh man. This was the railroad question for me.
What do you do when you come across a railroad crossing with the gates down and the lights flashing but you don’t see a train?
The answer is not to wait for the gates to go up and the lights to stop flashing.
also wdym you not pulling out an rpg from yo ass to blow it up is wrong?
I swear to god, but on my licence school, during the preparation I had a question : in case of a violent war : in which vehicle will you be safer :
A. A car.
B. A godamn tank.
The answer was obviously the car because in case of accident the explosive contained in the tank will blow up killing us. So in time of war choose the car. The country is morocco btw.
Aw shit gonna have the test tomorrow