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When you have no time for drama
ONCE every year the sun alignes with this street.
[MLB] Joe Musgrove does it! The kid from San Diego has thrown the first no-hitter in @Padres history! How can you not be romantic about baseball?!
Such a good boi
My dog Nelly died today and I imagine she had an interesting ride up
White privilege and systemic racism are very real
TIL Contrary to the publicized image of the upbeat patient joking with surgeons, Ronald Reagan lost half his blood and came within seconds of dying in 1981 when he was gunned down. His true condition was concealed from the public for nearly 30 years.
After two months in icu and another in rehab, my Dad kicked covids butt and got to come home today!!
I wish I paid more attention in geometry
Shots fired
TIBSTY NEWS
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That’s freaking precious.
*look at me, Zoidberg, and my fancy pen why don’t you? Now I’M at the top of the bucket*
Can also effectively hold sausage.
Might also be for chopsticks 🥢
And here I’ve been holding pens with my god damn hand this whole time
Crab battle
Crab people…crab people…
Your people live here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/fountainpens/](https://www.reddit.com/r/fountainpens/)
“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.”
Pen rave
All hail the tiny crab king
_By the power of greyshell_
_I Have The Powerrrrrr!_
it’s a crustaceanery
All I hear is:
“Heyyy Hey hey hey hey”
Crab Holder, Crab Holder – taste like crab, holds like holder – Crab Holder
This guy need a little tiny trophy or medal saying, *World’s Strongest Crab!*
Didn’t read the title, just assumed (obviously) that it was a jacked crab lifting weights.
I’m disappointed with the reality so I’ll stick with my own version.
r/Maryland
What’s the different between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Permit crab!
A little monocle and bow tie would make it the perfect pen butler.
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀CRAB RAVE 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Wait, Thats the Permit Crab
The Crab that lets us do one bad thing today
Put this on r/fountainpens
🦀🦀JAGEX IS POWERLESS🦀🦀
Super popular at r/fountainpens
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If you press on its back does it play “Smack My Bitch Up”?